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Some cars are male, some are female, some nutral and others...gay. I have come to the conclusion that the Prius is Female. Heres why.

1. You can ask a woman to do something and she will often do something completly different. Often the Voice command system does something totally different to that requested.

2. Most women cant read maps and cant find a direct route from A to B. Often the navigation systems goes out of its way to take you on an indirect route.

3. Give a woman 2 new dresses, she cant make up her mind which to use. The Prius has 2 motors and also cant decide which to use.

4. Womens handbags are full of storage places hidden away in strange places. The Prius has lots of storage places hiden away in strange places.

5. As soon as they get home women are on the phone. As soon as you get into the Prius, it connects to the phone.

6. Women tend to break down in tears without warning. The prius has been know to break down without warning.

7. Women need a lot of TLC once they have broken down to return to normal. The Prius needs to have its start button stroked several times after a breakdown to return to normal.

8. Women give confusing messages at times. The Prius displays confusing warning lights at times.

9. Women cost a lot to keep. The prius costs a lot to buy.

10 Both women and the Prius can be fun :wink:
 

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Saruman said:
I need a woman like I need a fire ant colony in my jock. I love the Prius and enjoy the features.... a lot for the money
Ow! That's some comparison there...
 

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well yours may be female but "smiley" is definitely male.unlike a camero or porsche it does not growl or blow smoke it just in an understated way makes its statement with no ballistics or hysterics. thats a true mans car!
 

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Gay? Is that supposed to be cool or trendy or something? Can you tell me how a car can be associated with homosexuality.

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Some cars are male, some are female, some nutral and others...gay. I have come to the conclusion that the Prius is Female. Heres why.
 

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Victor said:
Some cars are male, some are female, some nutral and others...gay. I have come to the conclusion that the Prius is Female. Heres why.

1. You can ask a woman to do something and she will often do something completly different. Often the Voice command system does something totally different to that requested.

2. Most women cant read maps and cant find a direct route from A to B. Often the navigation systems goes out of its way to take you on an indirect route.

3. Give a woman 2 new dresses, she cant make up her mind which to use. The Prius has 2 motors and also cant decide which to use."

:p Hats off to you, Victor! You are very clever, indeed! It was fun reading your analogy! You made me smile. (And by the way-- I think Victor may be absolutely correct! :wink:

Thanks for the good "read!"





4. Womens handbags are full of storage places hidden away in strange places. The Prius has lots of storage places hiden away in strange places.

5. As soon as they get home women are on the phone. As soon as you get into the Prius, it connects to the phone.

6. Women tend to break down in tears without warning. The prius has been know to break down without warning.

7. Women need a lot of TLC once they have broken down to return to normal. The Prius needs to have its start button stroked several times after a breakdown to return to normal.

8. Women give confusing messages at times. The Prius displays confusing warning lights at times.

9. Women cost a lot to keep. The prius costs a lot to buy.

10 Both women and the Prius can be fun :wink:
 

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Oh, I agree!

I think the Prius is definitely female.

1) Females are smart, stylish, and know how to find a bargain.

2) We have MUCH lower "emissions". (Unless we had dinner the night before at Casa Grande.)

3) We know when to get up and go, and know when to silently lurk.

Of course, Lurking isn't my strong suit... my students can attest to how big my mouth can be. Hehehehehehe....
 

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Re: Oh, I agree!

SnakePuncess said:
I think the Prius is definitely female.

2) We have MUCH lower "emissions". (Unless we had dinner the night before at Casa Grande.)
Or a curry :wink:
 
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