You write: I believe the mudflaps lean towards style instead of function, well, both Art and I wanted them for function. Is that so hard for you to believe?
Then you write Customizing cars produces a personal brand reflecting individualism that can be mistaken for snobbery. How is that snobbery? So unless we're all dressing in the same Star Trek clothes, we're snobs? I suppose you did the research to find the most common color Prius, and bought that one? A "personal brand?" How about this brand name for you: "Verbosity."
First you extol the virtues of conformity, then pat yourself on the back for driving slower than everyone else.
Well, at least you figured out how to use articles in your grammar.
Nick